ESPN sucks.
It appears that after having to watch "Fire" Matt Millen run my beloved Lions into the ground, I'm now going to have to watch him every time I turn on the got-darn television.
Although, to be fair, Millen was great in the broadcast booth. So smitten were the Ford family by his commentating progress that they decided to pluck him from the analyst's ranks and put him up in the front office, despite the fact that HE HAD NEVER DONE THAT BEFORE IN HIS MISERABLE MUSTACHIOED LIFE!!!!
So, in closing, I hope he enjoys a return to the broadcast booth...
And then dies in a fire.
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